Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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