..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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