i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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