its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
My breasts were aching with rage.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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