let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the day after is always just damage control
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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