so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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