There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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