"it" just moved
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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