I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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