My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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