I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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