so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
He has the fingertips of a God
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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