That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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