Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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