Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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