About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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