Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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