I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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