I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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