i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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