Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
high people should be assigned attendants
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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