In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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