What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Green mimosas i think yes
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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