tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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