I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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