the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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