Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize