I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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