I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
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Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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