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my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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