Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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