Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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