i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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