If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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