I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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