He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Randomize