I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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