my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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