I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
how does that bad decision feel?
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