What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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