You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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