Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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