Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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