I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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