you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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