I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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