The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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