Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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