Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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