i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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