I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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