i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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